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'I've got some really great sticking plasters back at my flat' ... the painful rollerskating accident scenario
"我家里有一些特别好的粘性药膏..." --- 滑旱冰时摔倒情节

3 / 11
Ladies, beware of this common household accident ... the spillage scenario
这是居家过日子最常见的小意外了, 可是要当心啊, 女士们... --- 水洒到衣服上情节

4 / 11
'They say grief comes in five stages. But I know a sixth' ... the funeral parlour scenario
"有人说悲痛的心情会经过五个阶段. 不过我知道还有第六个..." --- 殡仪馆场景

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'I hear someone in there's got a big appetite' … the improbably-named pizza delivery scenario
"我听说这儿有人肚子很饿" --- 送披萨上门情节 [注: 盒子上写的是 '大(香肠)披萨'... -_-b]

6 / 11
'I always knew I was a pawn star' … the friendly game of chess scenario
"我一直觉得自己是个小卒子" --- 在友好的气氛中下棋情节 [注: 卒子 (pawn) 与 porn 谐音... 介是个 gay porn]

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'Put it with all the other sofas, please' ... the furniture delivery scenario
"把它放在那些沙发旁边就行了..." --- 送家具情节

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'The turbo setting is just for special occasions' ... the underground car park scenario
"我的发动机只在特殊场合才会开这么大..." --- 地下停车场场景

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'I think the politics of 20th-century pornography are positively Neanderthal' ... the 10,000BC (Before Contraception) scenario
"我觉得到二十世纪时, 色情片的制作策略保准是原始人故事..." --- 史前一万年情节. 呃对不起, 是避孕套发明前一万年

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'Did you know 80% of breast implants are actually grown in fields near Scottsbluff, Nebraska?' … the country-fair scenario
"你知道不, 隆胸用的材料, 80% 都是在内布拉斯加州史考特布拉夫的田野里种出来的..." --- 乡村集市场景

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'Our company has a very strict policy on sexual harassment' … the office scenario
"我们公司对于性骚扰有非常严格的规定" --- 办公室场景

来源
http://www.21whpp.com/pbbs/viewtopic.php?f=15&t=150